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My Brilliant Laziness Astonishes Me

My Brilliant Laziness Astonishes Me

My brain told me to cull through my tweets to create a blog post, thus avoiding any new thinking. Who am I to argue with my brain? Here you go:

  • Tuesday, Sept 16:
  • The world’s first joke: “Grok say I deny everything. That not true.”
  • Sept. 15:
  • Tip: Buy coffee in bulk. The scale won’t register 3 beans or fewer. It takes all day, but you can get half a pound of coffee for free.
  • Sept. 14:
  • Hikers:…

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    I am not Chuwar

    I am not Chuwar:

    Today, I received this very moving message from “lindoss” in the comments section of my post, Latest Scam Emails:

    Hello baby, are ok? sorry I am a fried because I sow man message that you sand for the man boys like me, and I am not Chuwar that it’s the thru. sine January your area sending the same massage for the man people way? kiss but I love your so much wen a sow your beautiful picture that…

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    The Water Puppies of Sìthachulish

    The Water Puppies of Sìthachulish:

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    “Aost places have magic, ‘n’ this is a sàr aost place.” The antiques merchant was staring at me intently across the counter when he said this. His sparkling green eyes, set deeply in the rough terrain of his crevassed face, reminded me of the Glittering Wood-moss dotting the hillside among the ancient Norse castle ruins behind his shop.

    “Ok, well, can I put my flyer up for my missing dog?” I…

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    colbaltdrg:

    mewiet:

    retrogradeworks:

    I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

    Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

    I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

    To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

    Source: hannahbowl

    daisybrain:

The mind meld works with many species.

    daisybrain:

    The mind meld works with many species.

    The Daisybrain Universe:
There comes a time when a man sits down at a rickety chair and table at a cafe that only serves buns and gelato.
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    The Daisybrain Universe:

    There comes a time when a man sits down at a rickety chair and table at a cafe that only serves buns and gelato.

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    Source: c-isnenegro

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